let's plan our funerals together by dj berndt





the sad zombie who will write a zombie poem

the sad zombie
who will write a zombie poem
sat on his zombie sofa
and stared at his
zombie electric bill
and then stopped
starting at his zombie electric bill.

The sad zombie
was alone in his
zombie apartment
and tried to clean
his zombie sink
and then stopped
trying to clean his zombie sink.

The sad zombie
turned down the zombie volume
and his zombie tv
and checked
his zombie gmail account
and cried zombie tears
all over his zombie face
because his zombie inbox was empty.

The sad zombie
picked up a zombie pen
and a piece of zombie paper
and wrote
my sadness is eternal
and then became zombie drunk
by drinking zombie pbr
and zombie mezcal
because he felt a living sadness.

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